Boss: "Mr. Scaramucci, you were hired as the communications director and you immediately preceded to say, on the record, that you were being c*ck blocked and that the president's senior adviser likes to suck his own c*ck."
Scaramucci: "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time."
Boss: You're fired.